A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "sorry we dont serve ropes here." So the rope disappointedly leaves, but returns later and again orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and repeats that they do not serve ropes there.

So this pirate walks up to the bar and the bar tender notices that there's a steering wheel sticking out of his pants-

Bartender says, 'Hey, why you got that steering wheel sticking out of your pants??'

Pirate says, 'ARRRRRR it's drivin' me nuts!'