Three ropes walked into a bar, and one rope ordered a beer. The bartender responded by saying, "We don't serve ropes in here!"

            The second rope asked for a beer, and the bartender repeated, "Didn't you hear me? We don't serve ropes in here!"

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract.

So, if Ivana Trump marries Orson Bean......then she then divorces him to marry His

Majesty, King Oscar, then finds that royally unsuitable.....so she abdicates that

and moves into showbiz with Louis B. Meyer....and she finds the lime too light

and leaves it for her present husband, Norbert Wiener. Then Her mail would be addressed to

Ivana Bean Oscar Meyer Wiener.

I remember Dad bringing this one home from an office Christmas party.  It took me months to finally figure it all out: 

Identical twin boys were separated at birth, and grew up on opposites sides of the earth.  They search and finally find each other, and their overjoyed families arrange a reunion.

Juan grew up in Mexico, and he agreed to meet his long lost brother, Amal, coming from Egypt, where he was raised.

Reunion day arrived, and Juan traveled with all his family to Paris, the site of the reunion.